3rd Annual TdF is Just Around the Corner

The world awaits with bated breath in anticipation of the 3rd Annual Tour de Fritter, which will be held Sunday, March 25, 2012.  Extended weather forecasts call for possibility of rain, but will that deter the fritterati from competing, some of whom have been preparing for this event for the last 12 months?  “Did a little bit of wetness keep the great champions of yore from competing? No! They greeted the day with gusto, regardless of the weather.  Today’s riders are so pampered; they lack courage.  It disgusts me,” Le Tour Director was heard to have said.  Regardless of the weather, event organizers have moved ahead with plans to hold the race, ordering copious quantities of deep fried confections for participants to consume along the course. The brave rider will be rewarded for his/her efforts.  As Le Director says, “It’s time to HTFU: harden the fritter up!”